These are exactly the times when I wish I were a heiress or something: I’m all work now and no play! I’m so swamped at work even my weekends disappear. I’d give anything for a nice vacation. Better, I’d do anything for a great vacation with a hot date!

I can picture it now… A beautiful day at the beach, him rubbing lotion all over my smooth skin as the sun tanned us both. He doesn’t have to be my boyfriend. If he were a rich, older man, then maybe he’d have a private boat too we can use. We’ll sail without a care in the world. I’ll even sail butt naked with him—that’s how freeing I want it to be! See how work toxic has affected my brain?

Then maybe we’ll go fishing too. Of course he’ll have to teach me how, as all I know what to do with fish is to eat it. Okay he can teach me anything he wants while I’m naked too. LOL! At night it’s gonna be dinner and champagne by the shore as music played in the background. It’s my adult vacation fantasy, so why not be romantic too! Okay, we can have dinner butt naked in his boat too… Haha! For dessert, well, we will simply have what each other would have to offer, won’t we?

— Rosalie